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Analconda – Extreme 1 Metre Anal Probe (100cm / Over 3 Feet)

Only for the ambitious, the brave, and the experienced! 1 metre long (100cm / over 3 feet) and 2cm wide. Smooth surfaces for deep insertion. Shaped bar base prevents getting “lost” and stimulates testicles when fully inserted. Places you didn’t think were possible.

This extreme anal dildo really is only for the ambitious, the brave, and the experienced! The Analconda’s explicit warning acknowledges the serious nature of 1-metre depth capability. This equipment demands respect, extensive anal experience, anatomical knowledge, and understanding of substantial medical risks. “Ambitious, brave, and experienced” aren’t marketing hyperbole — they’re honest prerequisites. At one metre long and two centimetres wide with smooth surfaces allowing for easy anal insertion, this super long dildo will get to places that you didn’t think were possible. The staggering 1-metre (100cm / approximately 39.4 inches / over 3 feet) length represents extreme exceptional depth capability rarely encountered in sex toys. The deliberate slim 2cm (approximately 0.8 inches) width allows focusing entirely on depth achievement without compound girth challenge. Smooth surfaces reduce friction facilitating progressive deep insertion. The shaped bar base, as well as precluding the giant dildo from getting “lost”, is designed to stimulate the testicles when fully inserted, although with over 3 feet inside you we could forgive you for not noticing this design feature! The shaped base serves critical safety function preventing complete internal insertion whilst offering bonus stimulation for those achieving full depth. Obviously this huge tentacle dildo is part of BDUK’s Very Very Big Dildo range as well as the Anal Dildo range. Also part of BDUK’s Speciality and gay dildo ranges.

⚠️ CRITICAL SAFETY WARNING

EXTREME DEPTH RISKS: Penetration beyond approximately 30–40cm risks entering sigmoid colon and potentially descending colon. At 1 metre depth, serious risks include bowel perforation (life-threatening), internal tissue damage, infection from contamination, and loss of equipment requiring surgical removal.

PREREQUISITES: Extensive anal depth experience (comfortable with 40–50cm+ depths), understanding of colon anatomy and risks, thorough preparation (enema, cleansing), slow progressive approach over multiple sessions, and ability to recognize danger signs and stop immediately.

WE ARE NOT ENCOURAGING USE. This listing provides information for those who independently choose to pursue extreme depth. Consult medical professionals before attempting.

Product Specifications

Understanding Extreme Depth

“Places You Didn’t Think Were Possible”: At 1 metre depth, the Analconda extends FAR beyond rectum, through sigmoid colon, potentially into descending colon. These internal anatomical regions are rarely accessed by sex toys. The anatomical journey spans 0–15cm rectum, 15–40cm sigmoid colon, 40–60cm descending colon, and 60–100cm potentially reaching transverse colon.

Slim 2cm Width: Deliberately narrow to navigate tight internal curves and junctions. Extreme depth requires choosing focus — compound extreme depth + extreme girth is anatomically impossible for most users. The Analconda chooses depth specialization.

Shaped Bar Base: Critical safety feature preventing complete internal insertion which would be life-threatening emergency requiring surgical removal. NEVER remove or modify base.

100cm vs Competitor’s 86cm

Analconda provides full 100cm whilst UK’s leading store offers only 86cm equivalent at £145.99. Users get EXTRA 14cm depth capability whilst SAVING £46+. For extreme depth practitioners, that additional 14cm represents meaningful progression toward maximum depth goals.

Who Should ABSOLUTELY NOT Choose Analconda?

Anyone not meeting these criteria:

• Extensive proven 40–50cm+ comfortable depth experience
• Complete understanding of colon anatomy and navigation
• Acceptance of serious medical risks including perforation
• Access to medical care if complications arise
• Months/years availability for progressive training toward 1 metre

If uncertain: You are NOT ready for Analconda. Build extensive depth foundation with moderate long toys (30–50cm) first.

Progressive Training Approach (For Experienced Users Only)

⚠️ THIS IS NOT ENCOURAGEMENT. The following information is provided for experienced extreme depth practitioners who independently choose to pursue this equipment.

Even experienced users should NOT attempt full 1 metre immediately. First sessions: Achieve your current comfortable depth (perhaps 40–50cm) with Analconda to establish familiarity. Subsequent sessions: Add 5–10cm progressively over weeks/months. Long-term goal: Work toward fuller depth over extended timeline.

STOP IMMEDIATELY if: Sharp pain, cramping, bleeding, nausea, dizziness. Mild discomfort during depth progression is normal; acute pain is DANGER signal.

Care & Cleaning

Clean entire 100cm length thoroughly after each use with appropriate antibacterial soap or toy cleaner. Allow full drying of entire length before storage. Coil gently without sharp bends and store away from direct sunlight.

Discreet UK Shipping

FREE UK POSTAGE. All orders are shipped in plain, unmarked packaging with discreet sender details. No product information appears externally.

Orders are processed within 1–2 working days and typically arrive within 3–5 working days.

Why Choose Big Dildos UK

Honest extreme warning with “only for ambitious, brave, experienced” upfront acknowledgement. Full 100cm extreme depth capability with shaped bar base preventing complete insertion. Slim 2cm smooth surfaces enable extreme navigation with superior 100cm vs competitor’s 86cm (14cm advantage).

If you were to buy the equivalent product from the UK’s leading adult store, it would only measure 86cm and would cost an eyewatering £145.99! Analconda offers FULL 100cm (14cm MORE length) at £46+ savings!

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For the bold. For the expert. For the brave.

All measurements are approximate and may vary slightly.

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