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DILLYBOMBED

Dillybombed

A collection of samples from across the internet where the main interest in the photo is the member hiding in the background. Whether deliberate plants or forgotten items it matters not. All photographs become more interesting with a dilly!

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BBC Shame

One of our favourite dillybombs! If for no other reason than it was the incredibly straight laced BBC that put a smile on everyone’s face…

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Dating Allure

This young lady appears to be projecting a certain image on a dating site. The end result is that everyone knows she doesn’t keep a tidy house – oh, and she has a collection of dillys! One of the comments mentions the two dildos on the floor but surely thats another on the bed. Excellent work!

Big Boy

The question that this picture poses (no pun intended) is, “Is he showing off what he’e into (and what’s into him) or is it really an accident? Quite superb either which way! It also makes us wonder why we at Big Dildos UK put quite so much effort into our discreet packaging if folk are so keen to show off their wares?

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But whose is it?

Mr Japes at the back here thinks he’s pretty funny but does the dilly belong to him or one of his ladyfriends?

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Unambitious Student

If our customers are either experienced or ambitious then this lady has a way to go before she even dares to take a look at this site! Another example of why it’s best to keep your room tidy!

Another Girthy!

There is a reason why our Girthy is one of our best sellers – best shown off by the satisfied and knowing smile on this this lady’s face.

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TV Special

He’d have gotten away with it to if weren’t for that pesky wide angle shot – that he set up himself – on his own laptop – Doh!!!

Clean Dildo

Many a dillybomb can be blamed on a less than scrupulous tidying up routine but this ladies pad is pristine! We reckon that it’s been washed to within an inch of its life after a good session – judging by the smile!

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File Manager

Very professional – except for the dilly nestling in with the clients binder files. It does explain why solicitors fees are so astronomical – They spend quite a bit of their working day NOT working!

Cocks not Glocks

One Not strictly dilly bombing unless you happened to be an unknowing member of the public that day! TBH we struggled whether to include this in our “101 uses…” section as it shows off fantastic alternative use imagination…